of peugeot, painkiller, and “can i **** you?”

haha… lets start wit PAINKILLER.

i, gingee, has NEVER in my life, depend on painkiller to kill pain. ofcos i took em, js tat – i never felt its efektivenes til tis week!  i took panadol for sore throat. lol. and it heals okay. hahaha.. [i tink i take actal (gastric obat) more than painkiller] u see, i hav some issue with a “3rd butt”, i call tat. hahaha.. SHHHHHH, dun even try to know wads tat. EMBARRASSING. i’ll kill anyone who tells! seriously, leave me some face. pls!

went to see doc, itu doc asked, “why only consult now?” i diam diam. CANT possibly tel him, 1st week i was in kl, 2nd week, rite after im back from kl, i’ve been ot-ing every single nite… til now. so i diam lor.

and the 1st day i took the painkiller, walao eh!! rili killed my pain eh! i was so so so amazed! LOL. seriously! i finally understoodeded why daddy so so depended on painkiller wen his gout attacked.

and then ar, tat 1st day oso – wen i discovered the ‘miracles’ of painkiller, i was tinking to meself…

can ppl take it wen they are heartbroken to kill the pain, or wen they’re hurt emotionally? it’d hav been real good if only it works… =P

PEUGEOT
308
mika (my boss… the wife, a.h.) is gettin himself a peugeot 308 turbo. and the car reached today, black. so after one whole morning at client’s office, they then dragged me along to check out the new car.

then, he mati mati force me to test the testdrive unit. coz tis turbo is rili rili powerful, so they say. i din want to, coz i dun like P. and i din bring my license too. hehe… and i seriously dun like P. not interested at all.

then itu salesguy sat at the front passenger seat. i drove. mika and ah at the back. baru turned out from the showroom to main road nia…

him: ci kho lang beh kan tan… (tis person aint simple…)
me: herh???
mika: wadoyo mean?
him: ci kho lang sai cia pun beh kan tan… (tis person drive pun aint simple…)
me: chu mik su? (why?)

u know why?

LOL. the thing tat i am so ‘be-littled’ and so wish ppl WONT notice wen i drive them arnd, is actually the reason he said me drive no no simple.

BECOZ I USE BOTH FEET ON BOTH PEDALS!

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apala. i declared to him ar – it is becoz i dun drive WELL, tats y i use both! (u see, manual driving, u use both mar.. so during the transition from manual to auto, pun sama lah, both)

then horrr.. he tol me horrrr… tis car horrr… (at airport road) from tis  traffic junction (ting pek khing’s road construction junction) to HALFWAY BEFORE the next traffic junction (turning to airport), u can easily reach 130 on the meter. i was skeptical. he said, u try.. u try… and so i tried.

(the max i’ve driven with my lil car is only 120, and it was on very strait, very very car-less road, very safe)

… and tis one rili can easily reach tat!!! and beyond! on that short stretch! whoosh!

then salesguy, odw back to showroom, he said, “tis girl ar.. if u bring her go drifting once, im sure she’ll like it! just bring her try once nia, im sure!”

and i rmbr, nard said so too once, wen i fetched him. lol.

seriously – it is becoz wa beh hiau baru i use both feet on both pedals. dun assume too much.

CAN I **** YOU?

hahahahhahaha… i’ll dig a hole big enuf for my head and my big hair so tat i can bury me head on the ground, IF I WERE….
sf

(poto and news etc from Malaysian Insider)

snippets only.. here there:

1. when he first met Anwar at a condominium in Damansara Heights in 2008, the PKR de facto leader had asked him: “Can I **** you today?”

2. “I was angry and scared.. I refused to do so, to which Anwar became angry,” said Saiful.

3. Anwar had then “ordered” him to proceed to the guest room where Saiful then stripped and donned a towel before the opposition leader hugged him.

4. At this point Anwar had apparently told Saiful to “clean himself up” in the washroom. Saiful said he did as he was told.

5. Upon coming out of the washroom, the complainant had testified that Anwar was sitting at the foot of the bed and was also clad in a white towel.

6. “He (Anwar) then instructed me to come to him. He then hugged me while standing.”

im just koping and pasting. but one thing i come to realize:
ONE VERY VERY VERY OBLIGING AND MENURUT PERINTAH PUNYA LIL BOY, HE IS… i am so bely the impressi by dia.

even my cute lil dog pun, if u ask her to “come! bearbear, come!” punnnnn, she wont come to you, sometimes…

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10 Responses to “of peugeot, painkiller, and “can i **** you?””

  1. poki Says:

    LMAO LMAO LMAO

    3rd butt! Had me thinkin for quite a while! NOW I REMEMBERED WAD ISIT! LDM at opit sini!! LOL

  2. gingerous Says:

    STOP LAFING =______= SHUTTUP!

  3. CivicGuy Says:

    wat is the 3rd butt??? hahahaha!!

    see see… even salesguy said lu neh kan tan! now u trust me huh?? i try to look for some japanese drift video then u know why i said ur “both leg auto driving” is so called drifting style…

  4. poki Says:

    hahaha! i know wads 3rd butt!! civicguy, ask me! ask me!

  5. CivicGuy Says:

    eh… eh… wat is tat?? whisper to me here la… itu gingee wont tau one… hahaha!!

  6. peartheche Says:

    y they surprised by two feet driving on auto car heh?

    for my case, i think yours too, it’s becoz we soooo tak pandai drive manual, tats y we ended up using both feet on each side of the two pedals?

    whoa…must be so syiok to test drive the P!

  7. poki Says:

    she is staring at me now *bitting her teeth*
    (thats what is in my mind now) sowee civicguy. btw, eh no other better nickname ha! LOL!

  8. gingerous Says:

    hehehehe.. 3rd butt is a siklet! kenot tell ba! but anwy, its no longer existing, so dun care abt it liau.

    ha, i wait for ur vid then, civicguy…
    sure got other nickname, just tat he purposely use civicguy to kek me, i tink… =P

  9. CivicGuy Says:

    u wan me to change to 308guy o not? o lancerguy?? o driftguy (both leg auto driving)? hahahaha!!

  10. gingerous Says:

    hahahahahhaha.. i duno er.. i respect ppl’s decision, civicguy du civicguy lor. hehe.. me no prob with tat… =)

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