from left to right; cyno the jilafa, jibla the jibla lah! and fattie the hipo…
look at their cute buttssssss! IRRESISTIBLE! hahahahhaaha…

and their blank bler faces! lol. sho damn kiut! lol…

look at fattie and cyno’s faces – mischievous grins eh? and i tink jibla is too shleepi liau during tis potoshoot, coz its 1230 midnite. hahahahhaa… this oo-oo jibla sleeps VERY early punya.

okay okay… fattie aint mine. was just helpin poki to redeem it. but i stil have another card yet to redeem. gona try redeem an eli, if still got stock! hehehe…

happie holidays peeps!

btw, the guard pakcik at the gym building i go to, is soooooo sooooo nice – im not parked in the parking lots coz gota pay and cant enter after 7pm, but he ASKED me to park at an area very visible from his place so tat he can help me tengok tengok kan my car =) u know why? just becoz evytime i see him, i greeted him “pakcik”… nice eh? a lil courtesy and a lil respect go a long way, hor?

and the guardians ladies were sooooo nice to me js nw wen i redeemed those cutebutts…

and i had very fun time playin monopoly with frens at chilax – montreal , the most expensive land, was mine with one house thim! and blerhead us, it was in MILLIONs of dollars, had us so confused in some calculations. lol. 24 x 10,000 was supposed to be 240,000, but ’somebody’ only paid 24,000 wen stepped onto ppl’s land =_______= holland holland one. hahahaha…

and its a long hols starting tomolo, AND!

i tot i’m short of ONE bigheadz sticker – i need 40 pcs, but only hav 39 pcs, but shel’s colleague asked her to pass me 2 pcs, out of a sudden! hahahahaha… so now, i have 1 extra instead. stamp collection ended yesterday ma. tats y.

ahhhhhh – heavenly! i feel so loved. hahahahahahaha… =)

2am. i gota sleep liau. waking up in 4 hrs and 45 mins’ time… i gota!

i hav a siklet to tell!!!

ermmm, not so siklet siklet la, but siklet it is.. haha… will tell if i feel like it. hahahahhaha… bye!

1. TODAY IS THURSDAY. CNY DAY #05 (if im not mistaken).
im so bored, i wish im at work actually. lol… office has bikam my sanctuary. lol! toking about ‘escapism’ from goin to place i dun feel like goin. ha.ha. but it is actually nice to be at work alone, without any other person in the office. anti-sosial kaw kaw eh? hahahahaha…. no lah no lah..

2. I AM ON A MISSION TO NOT GAIN OR LOSE ANY WEIT.
also on a mission to cut short my hair, soooooooonnnnnnnn enuf…. hahaha. been tellin my stylist i wanted to cut short for a year plus, but never did. guess im gona do it liau tis year.

3. TIS CNY, I WENT OUT WITH 2 NEW BABES IN TOWN! LOL…
real babes, as in – babies. hahahah.. barbie’s girl, and san’s boy. tsk tsk tsk… but why dont i feel older yet eh? haha. js cant picture meself in their shu. hmmmm…. and shhhhhhhhhh… i asked san, “can he call me che che instead?” lol. hahahahaha…

4. HAHAHA! P-CAR SALESGUY MANAGED TO FIND ME IN FB.
tho he hardly knew my name. salesperson. phui fuk. phui fuk. tsk tsk tsk… speakin of wich, he has a face-UNlifted lancer completed with all kits, to be sold off. anibadi interested – go P-showroom and enquire abt a black Mitsubaby. lol. kenak sapu out with a broom later, i duno la =P

5. I GOT SLIGHTLY MORE ANGPAO MONEY TIS YEAR THAN LAST YEAR!
hahahahahhahaha… surprised eh? lol. usually, ppl say – the older u get, the lesser angpao u’ll recif. hahahah.. mine, stil more less the same, if not a few more. but ler, my case… shhhhhh, dun tel daddy. evy year it goes like tis, for example:

daddy: eiii, last year how much did i give u ar?
me: RM120!! (even tho he gave like, RM80 0r RM100 lidat last year…)
daddy: then tis year how much shud i give?
me: RM150 lor….

then next year, if he ask again how much he gave tis year, i’ll surely say more than RM150. then he’ll have to give more than tat. lol. shhhhhh….

6. ANYBODI NOTICED THAT MY RED CHEONGSAM WAS TORN AT THE SIDES? LOL…
apart from those ppl that i myself mentioned and showed to, i rili wonder did anyone noticed the tear? lol. whahahah.. at the side slits.. both sides. the left tear hole grew to about 3″ long, the rite abt 1″. kakakaka…

note: it is NOT due to my cho-lor-ness arrr… read, NOT! it was the gold piping and the edge of the fabric being sewn overlapped too minimumly. it was NOT the slit that got torn, so totally not me fault. hehehe…

7. ON ANOTHER HAND, I DUN WANNA GO BACK TO WORK.
too many things to do on MY outstanding list =( im terrified. 5 main project-based jobs, plus other fringes =(

8. OH! OUR CNY 2010 FAMILY POTO
was taken at pear’s hse tis year. was supposed to go Frenship Park on Day 02 coz all the ladies in the family were dressed up in cheongsam, so that venue was kinda suitable. last year’s pix, remember? the all-white @ amphitheatre:
but too bad tis year it kept on laining… and laining.. and laining… so we had it indoor instead. AND!! we pogot to snap all 3 fams togeder =( sien. so the potos will all be separated into families… or grups. hehe. andddddddd…. momoe was there too! =) oh, tis year punya i belum dapat the filo. sila tunggu.

but i hav one! hahahaha… sila tunggu jugak. malas nak uplod.

9. I AM DEPRESSIED EVY YEAR WEN CNY IS OBER!
rili! from young, i am like tat. duno wad abt the celebration, just tat – hmmmm. its such a sad thing to know tat its ober.

and for the first time, i dun wish tat its friday tomolo! hahahaha… gud year ahead peeps! =)
drive safe and happie holidays, still…

edited:
AISI!!!!!!!!!!! WE FORGOT TO INCLUDE MAOMAOBEAR INTO THE FAMILY PIX TIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

i like how these oranges were sent…. in a nice simple basket!
and startin to feel the cny mood liau (wen im not at work, tat is…)

btw… poki’s convocation on 13 march. nard’s wedding on 15 march
=__________________________=

gona be missing out on the daytime fun for nard’s wedding =(

haha… lets start wit PAINKILLER.

i, gingee, has NEVER in my life, depend on painkiller to kill pain. ofcos i took em, js tat – i never felt its efektivenes til tis week!  i took panadol for sore throat. lol. and it heals okay. hahaha.. [i tink i take actal (gastric obat) more than painkiller] u see, i hav some issue with a “3rd butt”, i call tat. hahaha.. SHHHHHH, dun even try to know wads tat. EMBARRASSING. i’ll kill anyone who tells! seriously, leave me some face. pls!

went to see doc, itu doc asked, “why only consult now?” i diam diam. CANT possibly tel him, 1st week i was in kl, 2nd week, rite after im back from kl, i’ve been ot-ing every single nite… til now. so i diam lor.

and the 1st day i took the painkiller, walao eh!! rili killed my pain eh! i was so so so amazed! LOL. seriously! i finally understoodeded why daddy so so depended on painkiller wen his gout attacked.

and then ar, tat 1st day oso – wen i discovered the ‘miracles’ of painkiller, i was tinking to meself…

can ppl take it wen they are heartbroken to kill the pain, or wen they’re hurt emotionally? it’d hav been real good if only it works… =P

PEUGEOT
mika (my boss… the wife, a.h.) is gettin himself a peugeot 308 turbo. and the car reached today, black. so after one whole morning at client’s office, they then dragged me along to check out the new car.

then, he mati mati force me to test the testdrive unit. coz tis turbo is rili rili powerful, so they say. i din want to, coz i dun like P. and i din bring my license too. hehe… and i seriously dun like P. not interested at all.

then itu salesguy sat at the front passenger seat. i drove. mika and ah at the back. baru turned out from the showroom to main road nia…

him: ci kho lang beh kan tan… (tis person aint simple…)
me: herh???
mika: wadoyo mean?
him: ci kho lang sai cia pun beh kan tan… (tis person drive pun aint simple…)
me: chu mik su? (why?)

u know why?

LOL. the thing tat i am so ‘be-littled’ and so wish ppl WONT notice wen i drive them arnd, is actually the reason he said me drive no no simple.

BECOZ I USE BOTH FEET ON BOTH PEDALS!

=_______________________________________________=

apala. i declared to him ar – it is becoz i dun drive WELL, tats y i use both! (u see, manual driving, u use both mar.. so during the transition from manual to auto, pun sama lah, both)

then horrr.. he tol me horrrr… tis car horrr… (at airport road) from tis  traffic junction (ting pek khing’s road construction junction) to HALFWAY BEFORE the next traffic junction (turning to airport), u can easily reach 130 on the meter. i was skeptical. he said, u try.. u try… and so i tried.

(the max i’ve driven with my lil car is only 120, and it was on very strait, very very car-less road, very safe)

… and tis one rili can easily reach tat!!! and beyond! on that short stretch! whoosh!

then salesguy, odw back to showroom, he said, “tis girl ar.. if u bring her go drifting once, im sure she’ll like it! just bring her try once nia, im sure!”

and i rmbr, nard said so too once, wen i fetched him. lol.

seriously – it is becoz wa beh hiau baru i use both feet on both pedals. dun assume too much.

CAN I **** YOU?

hahahahhahaha… i’ll dig a hole big enuf for my head and my big hair so tat i can bury me head on the ground, IF I WERE….

(poto and news etc from Malaysian Insider)

snippets only.. here there:

1. when he first met Anwar at a condominium in Damansara Heights in 2008, the PKR de facto leader had asked him: “Can I **** you today?”

2. “I was angry and scared.. I refused to do so, to which Anwar became angry,” said Saiful.

3. Anwar had then “ordered” him to proceed to the guest room where Saiful then stripped and donned a towel before the opposition leader hugged him.

4. At this point Anwar had apparently told Saiful to “clean himself up” in the washroom. Saiful said he did as he was told.

5. Upon coming out of the washroom, the complainant had testified that Anwar was sitting at the foot of the bed and was also clad in a white towel.

6. “He (Anwar) then instructed me to come to him. He then hugged me while standing.”

im just koping and pasting. but one thing i come to realize:
ONE VERY VERY VERY OBLIGING AND MENURUT PERINTAH PUNYA LIL BOY, HE IS… i am so bely the impressi by dia.

even my cute lil dog pun, if u ask her to “come! bearbear, come!” punnnnn, she wont come to you, sometimes…

im in a love hate relationship with sony e.
=__________=

very much the so.

hate it for the quality being so lousy… but being very fully aware of tat, still – i tink it has very cute katuns. if im not mistaken, its the sony part for the looks, and the ericsson part for the technology. tats wad i heard la.

so nowadays, lately… u can see me knocking tables, chairs, my palm, etc etc. and if i dun reply ur smses, its coz i got so damn fed up tryin to type a msg, wen the “LEFT” & 3 /D/E/F & “DOWN” and duno wad ocipalar other buttons keep on auto-back.

i’m so glad to show examples. lol:

situasi 1:

i gate <dictionary>

(back)
“you are about to exit. save message / dont save / continue writing”
‘continue writing‘

i have <dictionary>

(back)
“you are about to exit. save message / dont save / continue writing”
‘continue writing‘

i hate <dictionary>

(back)
“you are about to exit. save message / dont save / continue writing”
‘continue writing‘

(back)
“you are about to exit. save message / dont save / continue writing”
‘continue writing‘

(back)
“you are about to exit. save message / dont save / continue writing”
‘DONT SAVE‘

so tat is how i ended up not replyin lor, SOMETIMES wen i hav no time and no patience. hahahahahha…

situasi 2:

one of the 3 heat-sensor button on the screen, the rightest button is not sensing my heat anymore. or hamiksai. so kenot UNlock the phone.

so ONCE LOCKED… IT REMAINS LOCKED.
gota dismantle the batt to off it, and restart the whole cute thing again.

waiting for lil bro to be back to help me fix. hopefully can. if not, i carry house phone around, even nicer. lol. the classic one. like tis:

whahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
im just kidding. but its nice as a house phone, dont u tink? hehehehe… but still, my probrematik henfon is okay la. just tat i cant sms as siokly as before. hmph.

havent been updating for ages, it feels so to me. hehehe… but anwy, been very very tied up with work, bizi bizi… so be back roughly b4 / after cny!

happie cny in advance!

havent heard tis song for a LOOONGGGG longgg time…

our pilates instructor played it js nw… hmmmm.. siokness.

was supposed to be watching sherlock holmes js nw… but ended up watching spy next door. jackie chan’s moobi. if u know me REALLY well, u’d know i DUN LIKE him. lol. if i cud, i wudnt wanna waste muney on his mb. but no other choice.

story line, so so… typical entertaining moobi la. okay la, funi abit here there.. farren is pretty! but ar, i tink i LAUGHED THE HARDEST at the ‘NG’ part… (the ‘Not Good’ part, the part after the moobi ended whr they show the filming screw-ups…) watch out for the NG “turkey” part. lol. laf dead me so loud there! gillian was supposed to say, turtle – their pet… but ter-blurt out TURkey instead. lol.

oh! odw walking down the staircase to carpark, there was a malay couple in front of cyn & i. wile goin down the steps, the malay girl in kitten heels, somehow ter-slip and had a half-fall. but was grabbin onto the rails, so was fine. it was almost like she wanted to kneel down on the steps lidat..

but u know wad was the boyfren’s reaction? lol. he ofcos, was SHOCKED too… but he gave her a =__________= (skeptical) look! frowned, and as if saying, “wads wrong with u?!”

seeing tat… i cant help but to burst out loud. lol. and i elbowed cyn (we’re both gigglin at the back): “why isit harr… evytime ppl fall down, be it adult or kids, the first thing is, they got scolded first?”

lol! its not like ppl asked to fall! it was unintended, my god. lol. kolian si, yiu oledi fall liau, stil kenak scolded! tsk tsk tsk… human reaction. tsk tsk tsk.

combat classes @ the spring:
16 jan 2010, 3.45pm – 5.00pm  // 17 jan 2010, 4.45pm – 6.00pm

its gona be cute to see ‘us’ in action. lol. and honestly, i LOVE tis class. but i cant go. those who can join, go in sports wear. IT IS FUN, SERIOUSLY. free for all.

speakin of wich, never joined any other gym b4, so i duno if this is the ’standard’ service – kenny trained his staffs to be VERY ‘at-your-service’ at all times! even he himself. i am truly humbled. sumtg to learn.

hahahahahhah…
the 1st bigheadz! lol. worth RM600 of redemption stamps ler! lol…

my guardians’ stock has only 4 types left: jiraf, panther, tiger, monkey. and out of that 4, i only want jiraf. hehehe…

so cyno is home!! and im so hepi! lol… oh, to prove tat its home, tats my hand ’strangling’ the neck, and thats my room wall. so cyno is bely the home! hahahahahahahahahaha….
ahhhh.. these two creatures had me grinnin non stop. hehehehe….

creature nombor duak:
can recog wads tat la hor? hehehe…
now it looks like pac-man ghost to me. lol. but stil, BELY THE CHUBEEE! lol. got karer karer some more, the heart. hahahaha… i omos laf peng guling guling on office’s floor today! lol.

its a damn cute hepi tuesday for me! weeeeeeee….
(like meimei owes say, “weeeee…” wen she’s on swing. or wen she’s hepi) =)

DJ Earworm – United State of Pop 2009.

^.^

la-zi a.k.a. momoe is joinin us for lunch later… lol (say the veges are nice!) coz I HELPED MADHER COOKED TWO VEGE DISHES! lol. cook til my right hand trembling oso. lol! whahahahahahah… coz the amount of vege alot. heabi. very heabi. and sweaty me! yenlai cooking is fuhhhh! =D

speakin of heabi (heavy, in my nises’ lingo – its pronounced as ‘hea-bi’. haha) i gota stop being influenced by em liau. lol. yesterday at GB, wen communicating with BB officers, i kept ending my sentences with, “shi bu shi?” (right o not?)

eg. “ur BB daydress refers to Uniform, shi bu shi?”, or “they’re supposed to do tis tat, shi bu shi?” btw, we had telematch with the boys, BB 4 squads, GB 1 squad. and we got second! *hepi hepi* kakakakakaka….

lol. and evytime i blurted tat “shi bu shi” out, i’ll *grin grin*… lol. macam tok to kids lidat! paiseh si wa. lol. but uncontrollable. cham.

and, churches being attacked. the word ‘Allah’ belongs to some ONE party only. wad on the cute earth are all these? if the peeps doin all these claim that they are religious peeps, doin for the sake of their religion etc etc, take a step back. did ur religion teaches u to be so damn selfish? did ur religion teach u to be at war with other religion? did ur religion shape u to be like this? ha.ha. fani.

people judge ur faith by u. ur deeds. ur words. a living testimony, u are. so wad kinda testimony are you guys tryin to ’share’ to others, i wonder?

one word. JAHIL. whoever did those. shi bu shi?

or rather, SKIP!
or rather, throw it off calendar!

ha.ha.

omos rammed into a butt-less kenari odw home from work js nw =| and man, i was SO sure SO sure i’d get into an accident liau then!

checked my right hand, or rather, fingers.. to see whtr were they shaky and trembly? guess wad i saw. lol. blue! lol. BLUE! omost white, as in corpse white pale! lol. seriously.

hah. so glad ntg happened. so so glad =)

location: @ my guardians’ area (i refer to guardian near jalan mendu, odw to spring) as MY guardians coz i’d go there no matter where im from. lol. all the way there)

so anwy, was from jalan mendu – the side lane, goin into the main road leading to spring. was green lite for cars from bt lintang. so, that kenari in front of me, I SAW HIM SPEEDING FORWARD to slip into the lane, before those incoming cars. and I TOT HE DID IT.. TOT i saw him driving VERY FAR OUT liau, so assumed he drove away liau and i was the next car in line.

so instead of RE-checking whtr tat kenari still there o not, i was looking to my right sideway to see if there’s any gap i cud speed into. and i saw one potential lorrr….

so stepped HARD on my pedal lor… coz the gap is kinda near.. and baru turned back to the front….SHOOOOT! tat car is stil there! halfway not in not out on the main road! shoooottttt! i was SO damn sure i’ll ram into it liau, and at the same time, my right foot “KICKed” the brakes liau! so hard so hard!

PROBLEM WAS, wen i step on the brake too kanceungly, my foot slipped. lol. quickly re-step on the pedal gok. and ler, thank god, at tat same time as my car was moving fwd fast, tat kenari was moving oso (to fill in the gap of the incoming car tat i was eyeing at).

and another thing, tat kenari was bumper-less. stil under ‘renovation’, with the putty thingie all over the lower back part. if there was bumper, sure the bumper kenak liau =| phewww phewww phewwwww…

din get to check my face, but my fingers turned blue. lol. and shaky. lol. guess i omos became the blue creature from avatar eh? hehe…

wad if the accident rili happened hor? wad if my head knocked hard on the steering wheel and lost memory of evtg ler hor? (macam in movies lidat. cit!) or wad if my windscreen shattered and i cacated meself ler (blind, or face fili fala)? or wad if i die-ed. hmmmmm.

ish. so many near-accidents recently. no gud no gud. drive safer.

unrelated, how cud tis happen to a BURBERRY ad? not any ocipalar ‘buatan malaysia’ ad worrrr… previously demi moore’s pix. solved. and now this.

“Photoshop focus on Demi Moore’s November cover for W Magazine will finally die down, thanks to new ads that leave Emma Watson without a leg to stand on. This photo, from the Burberry SS2010 shoot by famed photographer Mario Testino, shows the “Harry Potter” starlet posing with her brother Alex in Burberry’s new clothes…but missing a body part we’re pretty sure she still has!”

hehe. i’ll slap myself foolish if this happens to any of my job. lol.

aiyakkk! i pogot to ‘noise’ these pixes. nvm la. and, since all pixes is in fb liau, so no nid for me to keep reposting here again n again. hehe…

i’ll js narrate the happenings.

okie, it started off with a 15!!! damn freaking hours road trip to miri, whole bunch of us from kuching. coz too last min to book airtix,  expensive. si lar.. si lar… si larrrr! no more next time on road trip to miri. si larrrr! dreadingly testing patience! lol. seriously! but anwy, i managed to tido the whooooooole way! lol, waking up for pit-stops. kakakaka..

groom is our cuzzie. bride is a singaporean.

1st of all, congrats u two… (tho not reading my sketchbook, nbm)

oh! this is wad we found at his bedside table (wadoyu call it again?) hehehehe.. reles tension, i guess. hahaha..

oki. dinner at imperial hotel sumtg sumtg. tis is our local cuzzie. hehe.. tis is ‘little alex’ (alex is the father)… and his prettie gf.

oh, this is us. since bride’s singaporean, only 4 of her ori ji muis (sisters) flew in to miri nia. so they asked us all the sisters and cuzzies to add up to match the number of heng dais (bradas). halfway thru the dinner, the mc asked all the jimuis and hengdais to come on stage… kacau-ed kacau-ed. and then, the girls part, haha… he asked us the intro ourselves, and ‘catwalk’ abit bit. damn him.

before the intro + walk part, he make us finish one whole jar of beer. 11 girls. the pix above, is the groom’s lil sister.

next to her, local cuzzie, lala. little alex’s lil sis… WHO LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE MY ‘LOCAL’ SISTER, poki. hehehehehehe… RILI! she’s the same age as my lil bro, 17. but ar… she drinks beer eversince lil kido.. more less wen she’s my nis’ age. heheh.. samseng.

oki. after the beer, the intro part. the girls prior prior… the mc asked their names, they tell. walk the walk.. etc etc.

up to poki’s turn, he said, “wads ur name, missy? ur eyes are soooooooo big! i noticed em from the time u came on stage! so wads ur name, big eye (da yan jing)?”

poki kept giggling, lafing, nudging me… (i was next to her.. BAD CHOICE. tel u why later). so becoz poki was speechless… he named her “da yan jing” (big eye). asked big eye to do her walk.

then lerrrrrr.. becoz i was next to big eye, mc asked me, “so wads ur name? ermmm.. since she’s big eye, i shall call u SMALL EYE (xiao yan jing)..”

i was like, (in my head la) “cit bedeba labalaba u! since wen my eyes considered small???!!!!!! just becoz i stood next to big eye doesnt make me small eye ma!!?” hmmmph. if lidat ar, muizai tada mata lor!

and mc conts, “she looks like lin ching sia, lets call her lin ching sia (bridgette lin)….” – pix below-

^%$%#$%**

the brigdelin that owes acts as a guy in martial arts movie.. fly here n there one.

then ler, wen it comes to pear’s turn, he say, “ha.. tis one.. tis one we call her jackie chan’s wife” (pix above, i duno her name. googled liau stil pogot)

IF im not mistaken arrr… only the three of us the mc nick-ed nia, rite? but kacau-ed most terribly is one of the ori sg jimui la. (tis is my blug, so i narrate my stuffs nia. soli ar)

oki. habit celita.

and this pix, hahahahaha… during idle time at home on the day itself. satu series with profile pix la. and se-series with poki’s da yan jing pix oso. hehehe..

last but not least, a pix tat i cherish alot alot… very very rare a chance to hav, tis kinda pix.

to y.a.b (his real initial! NOT yang amat berhormat…) and wife,
may the journey ahead brings u both closer and stronger than before, trials and temptations that may come, make u both understand and know each other better than ever, and may this union lasts ’til death do u guys apart’… congratulations! =)

1. was at gym area wen boss & i saw this instructor-oh-so-buff. lol. and u know wad he said?

“some overly-buffed guys rili reminds me of CRAB!”

had me laf over it EVERYTIME tis image pops into my mind. lol. in fact, it rili does look like the upturned crab, u know! rili! its been three days, stil lafing. lol. crap!

2. omos had a heads-on (driver’s side) collision with another car tonite… my gudiness, wad if it rili happened? if i rili ‘gamed’ there and then, muizai’s so gona remember me, coz its exactly on his bday! lol. blind spot.

3. its the last day of the year. so happy new year peeps!

plibiu (preview) of wad happened in miri over xmas…
tis is us, cuzzies of the same batch – from 3 families. except of coz, the bride of the day – the front most girl. oh! pogot… bibi is missing from tis pix. hehehe… nbm. to upload more once done. very RARE chance for us to gather so ‘completely’ like tis! me likey!